Hi, my name is Vincenzo Mari DC. Musni.  I am 3 days old.  My parents call me Enzo, though I plan to change that to Vincent or Vince once I grow a mustache.  I was born on the drizzling morning of June 24, 2000, at 4:18 am to be exact.  I was born normal delivery, and weighed in at 7.5 pounds.  I shouldn't be that big based on my weight, but I?m quite long says those who?ve seen me.  My skin is quite creased just yet, but wait till I gain a little fat.  My Lola Chit says I'll be fun to fatten because of my length.  My Apo Dick says I took after my father's eyes, nose and hair.  I also have a hollowness in the chest just like my father.  Maybe I'll also become as dark as him (though hopefully not).  My mouth and chin, I took after my mother.  I have pouting lips and small, protruding chin.  Many say I'm handsome, especially because I have a sharp nose this early.  Well, I hope my mother's boob doesn't squash it.  I also have a small dimple on my left cheek, which I got from my Tita Cathy.  I?m also a little hairy, just like Tita Jane. Right now, my preoccupations are mostly eat, sleep, shit and cry.  Hopefully, I will soon learn how to smile.  That?s all for now, bye!